This week, the crew wander aimlessly through Sofia Coppola’s “Somewhere”. More fun than watching a car drive in circles? Who can say. Also, Dan introduces us to the concept of “Willfully Difficult” films, but is Brad willing to listen?
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Episode 69: Somewhere
Ep 67: The Serpent and the Rainbow
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This week, the crew watches Wes Craven’s The Serpent and the Rainbow. Listen. Guys. This movie is a mess, and so this episode is a little more scattered than usual. But! If you hang in there, there is some GREAT stuff. Dan says “scrotum”, like, 10 times. It’s great.
Episode 65: Mimic
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A trenchcoat bug, a spoon kid, unnecessary baby woes, and much more combine to create a surprisingly forgettable ’90s movie. The only thing Guillermo del Toro learned from this experience is not to work with the Weinsteins. We, however, didn’t learn anything.
Episode 63: Prometheus
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Ridley Scott (with a lot of help from Brad’s old friend Damon Lindelof) has crafted a truly massive mess of an Alien prequel that was a challenge just to summarize, but very very easy to critizise.
Episode 61: Chappie
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Once again, The Crew is stuck in Johannesburg, South Africa, this time for Neil Blomkamp’s “Chappie”. What is this movie even? What is on Hugh Jackman’s head? Why is Sigourney Weaver in this? DOES ANYBODY HAVE DIE ANTWOORD?!
Episode 59: The Last Airbender
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Brad’s childhood is ruined as M. Night Shyamalan totally mishandles adapting the beloved anime into live action, proving also that he really shouldn’t helm blockbusters, ever.
Episode 57: Maps to the Stars
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Search for the Worst! David Cronenberg takes on Hollywood, incest, and a lot of poop (seriously) with Maps to the Stars. We’d rather be in Videodrome.
Episode 55: Psycho (1998)
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Search for the Worst! This week, the crew checks in to the Bates Motel with Gus Van Sant’s highly unnecessary remake of Psycho and immediately want to check right out.
Episode 53: Planet of the Apes
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Search for the Worst! This week, the crew goes bananas for Tim Burton’s Planet of the Apes. Can Marky Mark save us all from certain death at the hands of Orangutang Paul Giamatti? Tune in to find out!
Episode 51: Aloha
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Directors Series:
Search for the Worst! This week, Bradley Cooper hugs it out with John Krasinski, Rachel McAdams makes fun of John Krasinski, and Bill Murray tries to kill everyone (including John Krasinski). It’s time to figure where Cameron Crowe went wrong with Aloha.
Episode 47: Tip Toes
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Search for the Worst! This week, the crew watches Amy’s pick for Worst Movie! It’s a tall order, but after careful consideration, Amy was able to whittle her shortlist down to the implausible, baffling, and truly broken “Tip Toes”.
Episode 45: Movie 43
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Search for the Worst! This week, the crew watches Dan’s pick for Worst Movie: Movie 43. Listen as we all lose our minds (and Dan loses a friend in Brad)!
Episode 43: The Amazing Spider-Man 2
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Search for the Worst! This week, it gets personal as Brad forces his dear friends to watch The Amazing Spiderman 2 as his personal pick for Worst Movie. Sorry, guys.
Episode 41: Bottom 20 Retrospective
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Search for the worst! This week, the crew looks back on the ups and downs of the Search for the Worst. Have we found a definitive worst? No. Did we have a blast? Oh you betcha. Join us as we stroll down (awful) memory lane!
Episode 39: Saving Christmas
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Search for the Worst: Get all of your personal biases, put ’em in a box, wrap it up, and throw a bow on top because this week The Crew is watching the #1 WORST RATED MOVIE ON IMDB. It’s Saving Christmas!
Episode 37: Mother’s Day
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Search for the Worst! This week, the crew saw Mother’s Day in theatres and unanimously decided that it deserved to be #2 , because IT’S A HOT STEAMING MESS AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Episode 35: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
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Search for the worst! This week, the crew gets a little bigger! Special guests Rory and Denis take us to Mars, where the battle for joy meets the constant oppression of mass production. Also, a man dresses up like a polar bear. It’s Santa Claus Conquers the Martians!
Episode 33: Zombie Nation
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Search for the Worst! Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse — it does! This week, the crew sits down to take in Zombie Nation, our first film on the “worst” list to feature a repeat director. Also, the crew finds the best scene in any movie ever. EVER.
Episode 31: Die Hard Dracula
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Search for the Worst! This week, the crew hops in to our flying coffins and takes a trip to Prague (or is it L.A.?). Join us as we sort myth from reality, legend from truth! Mostly we wonder why Dracula would ever need to make a dentist appointment. So sharpen your fangs and get down to that one Christmas song from Home Alone, it’s Die Hard Dracula!
Episode 29: Fateful Findings
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Search for the worst! What do a magic book, a pill-popping wife, and government conspiracies all have in common? We’re not really sure either, but come listen to us try to piece it all together as we sit down to watch Fateful Findings.
Episode 27: Titanic: The Legend Goes On
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Search for the Worst! Just when you thought Titanic couldn’t possibly get worse, the crew brings you the most absolutely disjointed, broken movie the have witnessed so far. It’s Titanic: The Legend Goes On!
Episode 25: Ben and Arthur
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Search for the Worst! This week, the crew takes a trip to Vermont, California to dance under a disco ball and get married. Confused? Us too. It’s Amy’s DVD COPY of Ben and Arthur!
Episode 23: Birdemic Double Feature
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Search for the Worst! Strap in for a big ole special DOUBLE FEATURE episode. This week, the crew watches Birdemic: Shock and Terror, followed immediately by Birdemic 2: The Resurrection.
Episode 21: The Hottie and the Nottie
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Search for the Worst! This week, the crew watched The Hottie and The Nottie. Tune in for a special, rare, UNANIMOUS DECISION. This one gets weird.
Episode 19: Disaster Movie
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Search for the Worst! This week, the crew tries really hard to untangle the self-fulfilling prophecy that is Disaster Movie. Alas, it’s all in the title.
Episode 17: Foodfight!
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Search for the worst! This week, the crew sits down to watch Foodfight! As this is one of Amy’s favourite bad movies, expectations were high, and boy were they met. Tune in and find out which one of us might be broken beyond repair!!
Episode 15: Going Overboard
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Search for the Worst! This week, the crew checks out a movie so bad, even Adam Sandler won’t admit that he’s in it. Batten down the hatches, we’re Going Overboard.
Episode 13: Manos: the Hands of Fate
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Search for the Worst! Manos: The Hands of Fate is one of the most legendary bad movies of all time. The crew found a copy hidden in a hotel somewhere in the desert. We’re the groundskeepers now while the master is away…
Episode 11: Superbabies 2
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Search for the Worst! This week, the sequel that nobody asked for: Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2. The night is STILL young, and so are we!
Episode 9: Pledge This
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Search for the Worst! This week, the crew swears allegiance to bad movies with Pledge This! How far has the National Lampoon franchise fallen? How long can we watch Paris Hilton before our eyes fall out? On a scale of 1-11, how much does Dan hate this movie? Find out!
Episode 7: Daniel the Wizard
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Search for the Worst! This week, the crew checks out Daniel the Wizard. What we didn’t know going in, was that the film has a surprise guest in the form of a hilarious subtitle author. Guess which one of us genuinely enjoyed this movie!
Episode 5: United Passions
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Search for the Worst! This week, we look at United Passions, a movie for FIFA, by FIFA. Strap in as the crew take a look at the world’s longest Heritage Moment.
Episode 3: Final Justice
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Search for the Worst. The crew dives back down to the bottom for Final Justice. An old sheriff is on the hunt for a glass of milk. Can he do it, or will it be an UDDER waste of time? Because utter and udder. Do you guys….? Guys?
Episode 1: Age of Tomorrow
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The Search for the Worst: Age of Tomorrow
It’s the first episode! This week, The Crew sits down to watch Age of Tomorrow. Not to be confused with Edge of Tomorrow. That’s the good one. It’s a tough watch, but we’re DOING THIS FOR YOU.